Naughty Quips
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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46. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
45. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
44. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
36. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
35. Allow me to introduce my selves.
29. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
clipped from malewail.com
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