Magic Cookies!!

Chocolate Chip Cookies for Adults Only!I've always loved a good chocolate chip cookie. However, a few weeks ago at work we had a Potluck Dinner for a special customer, each dancer was asked to bring a homemade dish. One of our click decided to bring some magic cookies and we all looked so forward to trying them! While we told the "Moma" of the special ingredients she proceeded to eat half of a large cookie much to our surprise.

Of course, I was given one as well and soon the tingling began to take over. In fact, the tingling was so intense I ended up in the Karaoke room down for the count. My legs were numb and so were my lips! Not only this, everyone seemed to maintain except for the Moma. She was reduced to the Karaoke room as well. Yelling, "God damn it, who brought the fcuking cookies" and other similar remarks in the form of questions. After which I simply replied, "Moma leave me alone, I'm more fcuked up than you!"

Very shortly after came demands to go to the emergency room at a local hospital. Demands of this nature must always be declined, of course. So I asked and we will tell them what? We ate some Mary Jane Cookies and need our stomach pumped? It was already much too late and the THC had already obviously hit our bloodstreams as it was. So, I simply suggested, we will do no such thing. Lay down and sleep it off. For weeks since, I have been subjected to everyone's laughter and a bit of sympathy.

The moral of this story is....Don't eat the cookies!

The cookie monster is no longer limited to Sesame Street and those of us who have eaten his cookies can assure you he has grown up and moved to Honolulu.

Mrs. Fields and Famous Amos would be so proud!